There was once a point in my life when I had nothing worth blogging about. NOW.....there is still nothing worth blogging about. This will just be a place to share with the world the little things that make my heart ooze jubilation, the things that dip their toes in my mind butter, and the things that show just how horrible I am.

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#i shouldnt be laughing this hard #omg #lol #i cant

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Tomorrow is essentially the day that will decide whether or not I’m going get kicked out of college. Am I ready for the final? Not really. Do I care if I get kicked out? Not really. If I manage to get an A,b+, and B in my other classes (which is doable) then I’m good. The thing that makes this whole thing pretty stressful is my complete lack of support at home.  I was hoping that maybe one day, even if I present enough logical evidence to back my decisions, I can be looked at like an adult, and not some fuck up kid.  I don’t even want some sort of advice or anything.  Just someone who’ll actually believe in me.  That would be nice.

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"My final philosophy paper is basically a debate on whether I am truly free in writing my paper versus being completely not responsible for writing it or not. Whether or not I decide to write it is determined by previously existing conditions I am in no way in control of because I am not the ultimate cause of my existence. Just Saying. Even if i do write it and get an A, i’m not responsible for the A. Also since it’s a matter of luck i received an A, it’s completely unfair to those who received B’s or C’s. Why would i do that? It would be morally responsible for me to not write my paper."

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Every time my little cousins come over I realize I’m going to be a fucking amazing father.

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My orginal weekend plans:

1) Play Guild Wars 2 beta

2) Finish take home test

3) Finish a semesters worth of homework

What actually happened during the weekend:

1) didn’t play guild wars due to the fact that my laptop can’t run it

2) Father packs his shit and leaves the house, leaving sisters and mother emotionally unstable

3) Didn’t finish any sort of work because of extreme lack of concentration.  This will lead to me getting kicked out of college.

4) Ate an unbelievable amount of candy, which I later threw up because I forgot about my new blood sugar problem.