There was once a point in my life when I had nothing worth blogging about. NOW.....there is still nothing worth blogging about. This will just be a place to share with the world the little things that make my heart ooze jubilation, the things that dip their toes in my mind butter, and the things that show just how horrible I am.

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fuckyeahragetoons: well that escalated quickly

fuckyeahragetoons:

well that escalated quickly

(via carismine)

Source: fuckyeahragetoons

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6 months ago   

"

Andy-I’m so handsome women are to intimidated to look at me.

Carlos-I know that feel.

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7 months ago   

"My acid guy is so bad man. You know how bad he is? I don’t have any fucking acid!"

- Andy

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8 months ago   

Programmer for show, musician at heart. 

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8 months ago   

"I have a million different kinds of fun
when I’m asleep and in a dream that I’m your only one."

- Pierce the Veil (Disasterology)

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9 months ago   

"This bitch got no hips. She can do anal from the front."

- Luis

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9 months ago    |   Notes: 1

"She’s so hot I want to stick my head in her ass, suffocate, and die."

- Kenny

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9 months ago   

"

Me-you really have a serious addiction to snapple.

Carlos- What do yo mean? It’s not an addiction if I can fix it by drinking more snapple.

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9 months ago   

Today is Samantha’s 14th birthday, and I got her a tricycle. A tricycle that was stolen from an orphanage. I’m the best brother ever.

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9 months ago   

"You suck dick faster than gravity."

- Drunk Carlos